favorite: “hawkward”

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What you want to say vs what you say

I’m angry. I want to punt a small child in the face… But that is morally incorrect. So I want to bash my face against something concrete. I feel like my head is teeming and steam is coming out of my ears. All I want to so is hurl a large breakable object across the room. I want someone to punch me so I have a reason to get unecessarily violent.

In other words: “oh … Yeah.. I’m just tired…”

dear body

I am sorry for the abuse and neglect over the past year or so. I am sorry for sleeping an average of 4 hours most nights (but why don’t you just go the fuck to sleep?!). Anyway, I’m sorry for the big macs, gorditas, chalupas, tall boys, 40s, *unknown substances*, and any other crap I might force through you. I’m sorry for not eating, until 4-5pm on weekends, because I can’t function well enough to move. I’m sorry for not talking you out for runs like I used to, and I’m sorry I forgot how to get my heart rate up in ways other than drunkenly dancing, or running to the train when I’m late.

You may hate me this week.. for throwing you into the great unknown, formerly we knew it as the gym. It’s an old friend.. Please shake hands and accept it back into your life.

And good news! Vegetarian month is almost over!
please love me again :)

xox






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better yet.. autobahns

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lulz-time:

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sleep is

Sleep is Saturday mornings, sunlight through cracked blinds and the sound of gentle breathing

Sleep is the warm nook of a neck and an arm wrapped around me

Sleep is nude, dark, and hidden beneath sheets.

Sleep is being the little spoon, even if it gets too warm

Sleep is at 4am-10am-2pm

Sleep is interrupted only to readjust, to better appreciate “stolen space”

.. I just want to sleep.

lol aw. poor baby

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things that weird me out

people who seemingly have no emotions

mustaches

mice

fetishes

construction workers

whipped butter

avocados

the smell of latex

honey flavored anything

voicemails from unknown numbers

alien conspiracies

portapotties

back hair

people who don’t own nail clippers

the m train in bk past 10pm

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silfarione:

Amazing photos of a family in the 1970’s that lived with a lion by Michael Rougier. (LIFE Archive)

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